A fresh buzzcut for Jeff

Tonight was like no other. Well, my girlfriend and I decided that I need a new hairstyle. I wanted to go with all one length but I don't know how long to make it. Its almost two inches on the top and an inch tapered on the sides. I decided that the best way to do it was just to experiment. SO i tucked Jill in for the night and went to kmart. There I bought my first pair of whal clippers. I decided that for the first time ever in my life, I was going to cut my own hair! How hard could it be. Jill had no idea, she assumed we were going to the barber after class tomorrow. SO I got home and took my shirt off. I went into the bathroom and locked the door. I opened the new set of clippers and laid them out just like at the barber shop. I pinned a towel around my neck and put the 1/2 inch attachment on the clippers. By this time I was shaking really bad. I was really nervous. I then turned then on and placed then the base of my forehead. With second thoughts going through my head, I pushed them through, right up the middle. I almost cried as the biggest glob of hair you have ever seem came falling down across my face and into the sink. I knew there was no going back. I pushed down the middle again and all over the top. Then I began on the sides and at the base of my neck in the back slowly moving upward. I had buzzed my head for the first time ever. I was excited after this. I put the 3/8 inch attachment on and did it all over again. I guess I caught up in the magic. Now I sit here typing this true story that happened maybe a half an hour ago with the best haircut I have ever had. A fresh buzzcut, not too short and not too long but just right and it feels great. Now I just wonder what my girlfriend will think?