University..OMG!
By Suprise Baldy
The story that you are about to read happened fairly recently.
I had moved away from home to go to university and moved into halls, on the first night I had made friends with some great guys. We had great fun and we mucked about loads. My best friend out of the lot is a guy named Andy, he shaves his hair on a regular basis, usually to a #0.5, but enough about his hair and on to mine.
The night in question we had been out drinking a considerable amount of larger, beer, vodka and tequila slammers, I was the most wrecked out of the lot, so we get back to the flat and I am spinning and falling into things.
We get back and we drink some more and when I am drunk, I sleep and am dead to the world, before we went out, Andy and a few of the other guys cut buzz their hair, and I don't because I am sober at the time and love my hair!! Little did I know my hair would be my downfall.
So I go to bed, but don't lock the door to my room which I normally do, so during the night the guys come into my room and begin to shave my head bald. As I am an especially heavy sleeper when I am pissed (drunk) I notice nothing until the next morning, but my hair isn't the only thing to go, buzz my hair right down and then wax my head and put some product that stops hair growing for a month or so. One of the guys uses this on him as he is a swimmer. The other thing they do is wax my eyebrows as well and use some of the product on my eyebrows.
When I wake up in the morning, I run to the kitchen to get coffee and some hang over stuff, then I go to the bathroom to get ready to go into uni that day, when I look in the mirror I can't see much of anything until I put my glasses out, by this time the guys hear me shriek at my new look!!! They're all standing outside my door and ask if I like my new look, I gasp "What the fuck have you done!!!!!!!".
I was not pleased by now, but there was nothing I could do about it, it took some 2 months for my eyebrows and my hair to grow back. After this I kind liked the buzzed look and keep and No.1 buzz, I do go bald in the summer.